Posted by Simon at June 26, 2005 12:16 AM

Whilst the nine main housemates sit about in the bedroom and lounge area, the three gardenmates are trying to keep themselves entertained, ahead of a shower which Makosi is promising they'll get when they sneak out during the middle of the night un-detected.

Orlaith looks a bit freaked out by her fellow friends, and is clearly very bored with Eugene's nerdy tales of things he's done as an engineer such as pranks with fire extinguishers and his constant music radio industry comments that he keeps coming out with, which are no doubt thrilling to him but are totally going over Orlaith's head.

Kinga on the other hand seems more interested in him though, and has been seen regularly teasing Eugene, possibly as she sees him as a better housemate that she's more likely to get on with than Orlaith. Infact, she's been getting very close and personal with Eugene on a number of occasions over the day, and seems to be trying to get him even more interested... [video]

She's since been crawling around on the floor purring to herself, and hiding under the table area near the cooker, where she hid from Eugene whilst he went to the toilet and then teasingly asked him if he'd play with her... Eugene didn't really seem to know what to say, and Orlaith stood at the mirror removing her makeup clearly cringing at Kinga's comments.

Quickest shower ever
At just after 5am Makosi left her bed and took armfulls of food to the three in the secret garden. She then told them to be very quick at running to the shower, at which point they must have spent no more than a minute showering before running back to the diary room and in to their secret garden room.

Makosi then asked them what else they needed, and took a ridiculously large amount of food from the kitchen - whole loaf of bread, whole bottle of milk, packet of bacon, jar of cereal, everything. However the housemates won't notice all of this food going missing is beyond ridiculous, and surely someone like Derek or Science will realise.

She then returned to the dark bedroom, and slipped back in to her bed - seemingly totally un-noticed by any of the other housemates that appeared to all be sleeping, although it'd seem highly possible that Derek wasn't actually asleep and might have known Makosi had been sneaking about outside the bedroom.

GET INSIDE!
Big Brother seemed a bit anxious to get housemates inside the house at just before 3:30pm, when the announcement boomed out over the speakers. The housemates seemed to believe it might have been a plane flying about, although were let out again only a couple of minutes later which would hint at it not being a plane trying to see what was going on... [video]

Booze causes you to row, kids!
All day Maxwell and crew had been looking forward to the chance of booze. All day Makosi had been planning on being first to the diary room when a housemate was called.

So no suprise that when Big Brother called a housemate that both Maxwell and Makosi pegged it to the door at double quick speed, but Makosi got there first and wriggled her way past the cockney geezer to push her way into the diary room first... but giving Max a glimpse of 10 cans of cider which were awaiting.

...but, Makosi didn't return. She'd gone through to the secret garden where they each drank a can of cider, and certainly wern't "drunk". But in typical drama-queen style Makosi returned to the main house and went from "not drunk" to "pissed out of her head" stumbling her way through the diary room door and schhllurrriinnng her every last word as she wobbled her way past the housemates and in to the bedroom, where she hid in the bathroom, clearly pissing herself with laughter at what she'd just pulled off.

Although Maxwell and Saskia wern't quite so impressed, and set off with a massive verbal assault calling Makosi all names under the sun, and looking like something you'd seen on Springer or Trisha with some arguing chavs!

Happy Days, as Maxwell would say. Happy Days.