Posted by Simon at August 4, 2004 10:47 PM

With the housemates expecting absoloutely nothing as they enjoyed their Big Brother Party, Stuart has been evicted - via the diary room.

Housemates were enjoying a party which Big Brother had thrown for them, and were dancing away to the second song, which aptly had the words "go out that door... you're not welcome here any more"

And then the sound cut.... and there was a stunned look on their face...

It turns out they'd heard the crowd cheer outside - and Stu had previously been called to the diary room, and hasn't returned...

So they reckon Stu MUST have won.

Nadia's saying it wasn't an eviction, as they'd not heard any crowd.

Yet Dan and Shell are saying that they did hear a crowd...

...and Shell's being all childish and "I want I want I want" like she oh-so-often is. She's saying "but I want to see his winn-ing inter-view!"

Stu's not won, he just received the least votes out of the final 5
So he's been evicted, having received less votes than Shell and Jay (let's face it, Dan and Nadia were never really contenders for tonight's eviction), and no doubt he'll be mauled by Michelle as soon as she can get her mitts on him.

The housemates still don't know for sure what's going on though, and are coming up with ideas and conspiracies like they're going out of fashion - especially Shell, who always seems to get the wrong end of the stick about everything!

Shell's also just said how if it had of been her being evicted like that "my heart probably wouldn't have taken it... I'd probably have pissed myself... *nodding head, as if to make everyone else agree*"

She's also saying how it would be the best way to be evicted - called in to the diary room. That girl talks such rot, contradicting her every word...

E4 live before Channel 4 live, with 35 minute delay?
Strangely it all happened on E4 about 20 minutes before it was shown "live" on Channel 4, and seeing as E4's usually in delay by about 15 minutes it means the eviction probably took place about 35 minutes before it was on Channel 4 - about 10pm!

The Eye will have more from the eviction, later...