It's Friday again, which means there's an eviction from the house tonight - possibly with a twist. As six housemates are up for the vote, they're all going around like headless zombies with the last few hours of their life to live... and doing sod all.

Stu's laying on his bed, talking in his normal incoherent babble of words, whilst cuddling Michelle who is by his side. Shell is laying on her bed, saying how she'd like it if Big Brother would just let them sleep for an hour or so. Dan's laying on his bed, Nadia's laying in her bed...

...you get the picture.

Sod all is going on. Absoloutely zilch. And it's been like it all day.

The alarm has gone off to wake them up a few times, but Victor laying on his bed has shouted "no body is a-sleep", whilst holding his microphone close to his mouth as if it's the only way Big Brother can hear comments from housemates.

Oh there was one bit of action - Dan took a shower, and was singing at the top of his voice, really belching out the words as they echoed around the small shower room - so loud was it that he could be heard on other housemates microphones, although with the stoney silence in the house currently, that's no real suprise.

Michelle's just yawned. Nadia's putting makeup on, and yawned too. Shell's still looking half-asleep whilst looking over the side of the top-bunk down to Michelle. And Stu's just gone "uh umm yeh" in reply to a question that Michelle asked him.

WHY WON'T BIG BROTHER GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DO? SPICE IT UP A BIT!

Shell seems to be speaking in a silly childish high-pitched voice today. Not a "squeaky squeaky" joke voice, but just pronouncing words even more ridiculously than she normally does, and putting intonation on to some words where it's really not ment to be - daft bitch. Please let it be her that is evicted this evening.

Rumours of a £20k bribe...
There have however been rumours that Big Brother is going to call housemates in to the diary room, one at a time, until someone accepts a £20,000 bribe - taken from the prize fund, and put straight in to that housemates bank account.

Apparently the idea is to see how greedy the housemates are, and if in return for the bribe they'll prank the Saturday task. It's not too clear how it'll work, and what the punishment for the bribed housemate will be, if anything at all. Infact it might just be a rumour, but it's more entertaining than the lack of anything that is going on in the house at the moment.

The Eye will get back to you when the eviction show starts tonight at 9pm, with Ahmed and Victor both looking current favourites to leave...