I've always wondered what it is about a Big Brother housemate, that makes them totally unable to follow the rules which are given to them - simple things like "housemates must remain on the sofa's" as one example.

But it seems Jay simply can't, or maybe won't, follow the rules. He always seems to be the housemate who isn't wearing a micrphone when Big Brother announces over the tannoy that housemates must wear their microphones at all times - the thing is, he never seems to appear to give a fuck about it, and just snarls his nose up, and continues on with what he was doing - usually putting facial products on his face, or pruning his blonde-ginger hair.

Trouble is, Jay, with no microphone on, us viewing public can't hear what's being said... now you might not be wearing one because you don't want people to hear what you're saying (or if Dan's believed, what you're muttering as a moody cunt), but it's fucking annoying as a viewer to only very distantly be able to hear what's being said... you're on a TV show, wear the fucking mic!

And it's the simple request of "housemates must remain on the sofa's" seems to be too much for Jay. He'll often be standing up, walking around "near" the sofa's, and during the current nominations that they're doing, he's just walking about in the garden, despite being told on several occasions that housemates must remain on the sofa's - he knows the rules, yet blatently ignores them. Now he may well need a dump in the portaloo like he's saying he needs, and obviously that's a bloody good reason NOT to be sitting on the sofa's, but why doesn't he just go for a dump and return, instead of constantly standing up and walking out in to the garden.

He's also been standing around in the kitchen during the nominations, where it's pretty fair to say everyone else has remained seated perfectly well, but instead he's in the kitchen, making some food...

...and then he goes and stands on the decking outside in the garden to eat the food - not sit down on the sofa's with everyone else, and eat it - no, he has to stand outside in the garden, despite being told several times in the past hour to remain on the sofa's. what IS his inability to sit down? Has he got ants in his pants? Maybe he's scared shitless people will see through his gameplan and realise who he's nominating, and he daren't face up to them.

He really needs to be given another official warning, and kicked out.

Update... he's on a rant after getting a warning...
Apparently Jay did get a warning from Big Brother today after near constantly ignoring Big Brother's request to sit down. He's said to the other housemates that he was walking around because other people were smoking - the other housemates wern't too sure if this was the real excuse though or if he'd picked on that to try and blame the housemates for his warning.

And he's gone on a bit of a rant this evening, like the bitter man Dan has said he thinks Jay is, going on about this that and the other... he's not really getting a lot of sympathy though, as Ahmed doesn't smoke and doesn't like the smoke but has said how he's managed to deal with it, and the others are saying how he should have simply told them how he wanted them not to smoke... but then Jay has harped up with how there's not enough space to sit on the sofa's anyway... but there is, as they've managed it before and they've done it with 12 people - there's only 10 people now... do the sums, Jay. There's space. Poor excuse.

Unfortunately though every point he's coming up with is sounind like a badly thought out argument that you'd get from a drunk who isn't quite sure what is being argued and doesn't actually mean it - he doesn't seem very confident in the points that he's making, and he keeps going on and on about the points, for hours "like a bear with a sore arse" (to coin a phrase from the house tonight), but not actually getting his point out properly... he drones on so much about the point he's trying to argue, tieing himself up in knots, spluttering out words like a worried schoolboy, and sending anyone who was listening, to sleep. And all the time he's standing there hands in pocket, baseball cap on backwards, little boy sort of face like he's been told off and knows he's wrong but wants to get the final word in.

It's embaressing to watch. The Eye is bored with it and can't wait until Jay comes up for eviction - something which the other housemates feel is fairly sure to happen this week.