Day 26 of 71 - StReDss-Head Jason
Posted by Simon at June 22, 2004 11:43 AM
Housemates were woken to the noise of very badly played bagpipes this morning, and it wasn't long before they'd all got the message and hauled themselves out of their beds.
Most of them headed for the plastercast model in the livingroom to complete the second stage of that - the painting. However Ahmed seemed to have other plans, and didn't don the protective clothing, gloves and safety glasses, but instead wore his normal clothes and pissed off outside in the garden.
He was later seen praying, as he does every morning, in the pamper room alone. And it wasn't long before another housemate looked like he couldn't be fucked with taking part... yes you've guessed it, the all-too-moody scot, Jason.
And would you believe it, it does look like he is indeed a minger-ginger. That fake blonde hair that he prunes all too much, does seem to have gone a bit orangey around the edges, and his goaty beard is starting to come through a stunner, like some sort of Jimmy Hill style chin.
The moody cunt, who hasn't had much luck with Vanessa yet, despite molesting her almost nightly, has been pacing around the garden (in a similar style to Ahmed, and even whilst Ahmed has been doing the same!) and then slunked off to the pamper room where he appeared to sulk and reflect on things - alone.
It seems things are getting a little too much for the bodybuilding StReDss-head, especially since last Thursday morning's massive brawl in the house after Emma and Michelle returned, and clearly fucked up his gameplan royally.
Task completed... but Jason's not still happy
Housemates completed the model task, after having painted it and been told by BB that they needed to ensure the model was "dressed" which they soon twigged ment "cover the lower bits" because presumably it was "too rude" for daytime TV. Bless 'em. They also got some sort of mini task to do with Opera where they had to split in to two groups and ponce around doing this and that for the cameras... all fairly dull stuff.
And their reward for the challenge? Well after being locked in the bedroom for quite some time, upon their return they found an excercise machine. Most housemates seemed quite happy, but Ahmed just wanted biscuits and cakes, and Jason looked well miffed... but hold on a minute, isn't Jason the fitness freak? Wasn't Jason the one who earlier today was moaning about the fact he does excercise and wasn't able to enough or something as he mumbled his point to Dan in the garden? OH YOU GRUMPY ARSE!
He's also "stormed off" after having eaten a meal with the rest of the housemates, and was consoled by Dan who tried to calm the situation... it's not too clear what happened but it'd seem Jay's in a real stress today and just decided to piss off back to bed instead of remaining in close proximity to the rest of the housemates...
The Eye see's Jay the next to go round the bend in that house.