Posted by Simon at June 11, 2004 02:24 PM

The first "proper eviction" is clearly worrying the housemates today, and they've done very little so far in the run up to it, with most of them lazing about and offering sympathetic comments to those who may be up for the chop, with no one really wanting to be rememered for their cutting nasty comments.

Of course, the two that leave tonight aren't really getting evicted and will just be a matter of feet away from the rest of the housemates in the grusome looking 70's style hotel bedroom.

And it's looking as though Ahmed's the least likely to be evicted tonight, which will be a bitter blow for him as he's constantly repeated how he only went there for a short bit of fun and wants to leave now - can he stand another week of the house, the alarms going off each morning, the annoying housemates, and everything else that has made him get in a stress?

It's feeling very much like the first weekend in the house - lots of raised voices, not because people are having an argument, but simply because everyone is talking all at the same time, all excitedly, all wanting to get their point heard... there's also a lot of fake smiles filling the house, and quite a few bitchy stares have been caught on camera.

It'd also seem that the housemates don't actually know two of them are "going" tonight, and still think it's just the one housemate up for eviction, and that the first they'll know is during the live show tonight when Davina tells them... could prove interesting, just as it will do when the same two find they aren't leaving at all!

Michelle clearly miffed
The geordie lass is cearly very miffed that she's been nominated and might be going already, and to add to her bitter dissapointment, Stu's not showing much sympathy, much as he hasn't done since "that night" where they maybe did or maybe didn't.

Clearly he wants a bit of space in the house and wants the nagging demanding OTT "sex siren" (as Ananova called her) to back off just a tad. Michelle however was having none of it, and every time he moved to a different part of the house she'd have a crunching gearshift of a change and follow him, like flys round shit.

Michelle even got all in a lather in a bubblebath, where she went topless - Stu showed a bit of interest, sitting beside one of the pamper pools in the garden, but had absoloutely no intention of joining Michelle in there, despite her near enough demanding he did so. Bitter, she most certainly looked when he walked off!

Uncanny...
It's happpened before in this series, and no doubt it'll happen again, but the housemates appear to have a bizarre sense of uncanny mind-reading to them - blonde nush-a-like Shell, just minutes before the announcement that two people will be leaving, says to the group "it'd be nice if we could leave in pairs - at least that way if someone boo's you, you could help the other person along and it'd not be so bad"...

Davina's also just shown the "secret bedsit" which is located near the diary room, linked by a corridoor and in the location of last year's "reward room" - not at all where the "hidden secret room" near the bedroom was located on the News of The World's early plans, making it possible that there is infact yet another secret room in that part of the house also!

The Eye will have more on the "fake eviction", later today...