The Eye could see it coming - Ahmed's been getting increasingly worked up during his time in the house, and the sound of the alarm going this morning seemed to really be racking him off.

So was it on purpose that Big Brother decided to ditch the Alarm Clock noise and go for a Car Alarm style siren for several later attempts at pissing off the housemates who were sleeping (or not as it soon turned out) later today - for almost two hours after the first wake-up call had gone out.

Ahmed goes mad and starts smashing stuff
Alarming as the siren might be, it was nothing compared with how alarmed the houesmates were when they witnessed Ahmed rush out of the house screaming his head off, with a handful of plates, shouting "SHUT UP!" and then throwing the crockery across the garden smashing it to pieces!

Surely Big Brother will be having words with Ahmed over that, and no doubt giving him a warning for damaging Big Brother equipment... thing is, it looks like they're sounding the alarm because they know it's pissing him off good and proper.

He didn't smash all of the plates, deciding to return a small handful back to the kitchen, but the few he smashed certainly showed the world that all isn't well inside the head of the 44 year old asylum seeker, who is currently living away from his wife, despite saying he loves her very dearly.

Eventually he dissapeared off to get some time to himself in the "Snug" but was soon joined by fag-puffing loud mouth (not to mention generally clueless) Emma, who was trying to find out what was wrong with him.

What Emma appears to have overlooked though is Ahmed's rant the other day about how he's pissed off with the passive smoking that he's having to suffer from - surely things aren't going to be any better with Emma filling the tiny room with clouds of smoke...

Quite remarkably Ahmed's still in the pampering room sulking and thinking things over, well over half an hour after the initial incident (also reported on: Channel 4's website, DigiSpy's BB website and Ananova although they're wrong about him leaving after 10 minutes... he certainly didn't) - he's even tossed the half-used bogroll that he's been wiping his eyes with, across the room in a fit of rage, as if it'd do some good. Wonder what he'll throw next? Toys out of his pram, probably.

Whilst he sits there feeling sorry for himself, the rest of the housemates are doing the shopping list - and that's usually enough to cause fireworks on it's own.

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