Nominations for this weeks evictions have been announced to the housemates, and three people are up for eviction: Ahmed, Emma and Michelle.

Interestingly who ever it is that gets voted out by the public, won't actually be going for good, as it's going to be the week of the "fake eviction" which was postponed from last week due to Kitten getting the boot.

So be it the moody asylum seeker Ahmed, the dippy loud mouth Emma or the flirtatious nagging Michelle that gets voted out, they'll be returning a few days later, and possibly with an upper hand over the rest of the housemates as they'll have been able to watch the backstabbing and bitching going on.

There will be two housemates leaving - for the bedsit. So it's a matter of the public working out who would be best shacked up together for a few days in a small room. Maybe the earlier snog-fest between the "i'm bi" announcing Emma and the sex crazed Michelle would make a good combination, and it'd certainly get Stuart wondering what'd been happening for those few days when they do return to the main house... Or maybe the ever-loud Emma and the usually quiet but sometimes quite a moody cunt Ahmed would be a good mix - after all, they're sure to drive each other round the bend.

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Clearly upsetting news for some of the housemates
The news of nominations clearly came as a bit of a shock for a couple of the housemates - especially Michelle, who realised that as two people are going to be "leaving", she stands a very good chance of being separated from her spring "Chickun", and spent an age hiding her face in Stu's shoulder and gazing off in to the distance looking more than pissed off.

Can't they follow instructions?
In another remarkable case of "housemates-can't-follow-instructions", it took some 6 minutes for the housemates to "sit down on the sofa's immediately" when Big Brother requested them to do so before the nominations were announced. Only Ahmed and Dan took to the sofa's promptly, with Stuart and Shell blatently ignoring the orders and continuing their food preperation. Other housemates slowly dragged themselves in from the garden as if there'd been no announcement at all.

If The Eye was Big Brother, they'd have got a formal warning by now.