Posted by Simon at May 29, 2004 09:34 PM

Day 2 of 71 started off with a very noisey start for the housemates, when at about 9:30am the alarm bells rang out loud - and kept ringing until everyone was awake.

This was particularly bad news for a handful of housemates who remained awake all night until about 8am, as they'd got no more than about an hours worth of sleep each, and rebellious Kitten decided to go back to sleep - meaning the alarms kept going, on and on and on, until every single housemate was awake and part of the group.

They're going to get that - every morning. It's going to be hell for them, but great for viewers... no more lazing about until the mid-afternoon after a late night!

Kitten must be kicked out...
And it seems it's silly sod Kitten who is causing the problems in the household... on entry to the house last night she kicked up a huge fuss with the security guards and caused the crowd to boo her before she'd even entered the house, as she wanted to see her girlfrield before entering the house - even jumping over the barrier and crossing the stage to reach her.

During day 2 she was trying to get the housemates to revolt against big brother - less than 24 bloody house after they've entered! She was moaning how Big Brother has all the power over them and is strict - for christs sake, it's Big Brother - that's the very idea!

As with last year it's blatently clear that some of the housemates haven't got a clue of the rules, and they've clearly been given information packs with full details of the rules, of the fact there's a live saturday task, and everything else - didn't they bloody read this information? What IS the matter with Big Brother housemates? They never seem to be able to follow the rules, be it something simple like "remain on the sofas" or something else equally simple! None of them appear able to follow basic instructions from Big Brother in the diary room, they've been told something (that they must pick one person not to get their suitcase) and are asking other questions - it's so bloody simple, it's how it was asked to you. Just pick a bloody housemate who isn't going to receive a suitcase, and say why. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT! What hope do we have if the housemates sum up the general population of the country...

Live Task
So now to the Live Task, with potentially millions watching, and the housemates are having to nominate one person out of the 12 who won't get their suitcase full of luggage, for their whole visit - possibly up to 10 weeks... and would you believe it, Kitten pissed off to the pool despite being told that all housemates must remain on the sofas.

And when called, she refused to go to the diary room, and after the 3rd calling Big Brother went on to another housemate. KITTEN MUST BE KICKED OUT. It's one thing being a bit rebellious against the rules, but it's quite another when it's to the detriment of the show, and she's ruining it. Strangely enough by the time two housemates had been to the diary room, she'd returned to the sofa, looking a tad sheepish and scared (as she has done for her stay so far it has to be said).

Just before the second Advert Break, Davina said that as all tasks are compulsary for all housemates, Kittens refusal means that she's nominated herself for not getting her luggage - she's already got three nominations after 6 people have voted, making it 4 votes for here and there's only 5 more votes left... could prove interesting viewing if she gets told there's no luggage coming - I see her walking (in a barrage of swearing).

Kitten won't get her suitcase!
So, 11 housemates voted (plus Kitten who couldn't be bothered to go to the Diary room), and it's Kitten who isn't going to get her suitcase. She got 6 votes, plus her own auto-nomination meaning she's got 7 votes. Michelle got 2 votes, Marco 1, Victor 1, and Ahmed 1.

Funny thing is, Kitten's wanting to know what she's nominated herself for. They're all talking about the nomination and what's going to happen, just of course without saying as they've been told not to say what the diary room visit was about... so she's slowly getting pissed off not knowing, whilst everyone else does know... If you'd have followed Big Brother's instructions and gone to the diary room Kitten, you'd have known, wouldn't you. What's more, you'd probably not have got half of those votes as a few of the housemates clearly pointed to your rule-breaking as the reason for the nomination... There's a lesson to be learnt there.

Next week, there's an eviction - with a twist... there's no voting by the public, and the housemate who goes, enters a secret room and stays there, watching the people who have nominated them... interesting!

Big Brother's got Evil... and it's bloody great! The Eye will get back to you.